unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

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lolfactory:

Trying to read hashtags☆ funny tumblr
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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

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u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
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discare:

Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in your fuckin thoughts. You want them out but nope, forever they’ll be part of you.

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thefrogman:

[reddit]
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majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost
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bagmilk:

presenting in class like

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